Where's my iPhone 6?

I want my iPhone 6 :(

Why oh why are the lines so long at all the Apple stores I try buy an iPhone 6? It's ridiculous, really. Sometimes the lines are 3-4 hours long or more for the day (no way - that's a waster of time) and sometimes the lines are for the next fricking day. My girlfriend and I are trying to get iPhones together, one of us will get a regular and the other will get the Plus. See the size lineup below:

5 - 6 - 6 Plus

We'll switch back and forth trying them buuuuut there's no where to get them! Now this is not completely true as we could go to the AT&T store but the trade-in value is so much smaller than at Apple. My 32gb iPhone 5 (not 5s) is wroth $205 in its good condition. My Love has the iPhone 5 also but 16GB buuuuut the sleep wake button is broken (there is currently a program to get that fixed at Apple but the process will take two weeks roughly). AT&T gave her phone $27 trade in worth. That's ballssssssss. Apple was still going to give her phone a $205 trade-in (or $250 or so if the button is fixed) and mine is roughly $280 worth. But the lines...THE LINES!!! We are at an impasse here because we could go hardcore and spend the extra hundreds of dollars at AT&T or wait for the lines to simmer down and get better trade in value but the value might go down 10-20% for our phones.

Choices choices...but then again the Plus is out of stock globally and there is no availability until December. Good work Apple, good work frustrating us, wasting time on lines, and oh yeah good work frustrating us. Maybe the new stock coming out will bend in your butt pocket less anyway.

rofl



What to do now?